Warning: Okay - I love Jesus. But...I can cuss like a sailor and talk dirty like a porn star. Feel free to have a look around and try not to be offended - it's the way God made me and He loves me anyway!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Father's Day

I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they're all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it -- draw a little picture of myself hanging there.  - M. Smith


  1. That's awesome. They never make cards that say what I need either.

  2. I hear ya! That's why Dad usually just says a "Happy Father's Day will suffice".

  3. My dad's a retired preachers. I love to get him off-color (okay, maybe a little dirty) cards. His eyes get a little wide, and then he ALWAYS bursts out laughing.


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