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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Wonder & Amazement

Christy from I'm Just Sayin' has given me this award because she thinks I elicit awe & wonder.  I know this because I had to look portentous up on google and this is the definition I decided to use.  The other definitions were too freakin' gloomy.

And the very best part of this award...all I have to do is say thanks graciously (like that's gonna be a breeze cause Christy sometimes brings out the bitch sarcasm in me)  So...here goes "Thank you so very much for this wonderful & amazing award Christy.  My day has been made complete and I am smiling with joy."  (be right back - gotta go puke)

Also?  I only have to pass it on to one blogger.  Yup, you read it right...ONE blogger.  And so?  Today I'm choosin' Kris from Pretty All True 'cause she makes me pee myself on a regular basis.

So here you go Kris - this awesome & wonderful bitch is all yours!!


  1. You are SO welcome. Enjoy your exalted position.

  2. You totally deserve it. cuz you make me pee myself.

  3. OK, how awesome are you? Congratulations on your award (it is richly deserved), and thank you so much for passing it along to me!

    I am proud to be known as The Blogger Who Brings the Pee.

    Oh my god . . . I am so going to make an award to give out and call it the award for bringing the pee.

    Thank you again for the lovely award!

    Happy sighs.

  4. Congrats on your award! I would have had to look up that definition too!


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