Warning: Okay - I love Jesus. But...I can cuss like a sailor and talk dirty like a porn star. Feel free to have a look around and try not to be offended - it's the way God made me and He loves me anyway!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Happy Mother's Day Mommies!!

Things Mom Would Never Say

  • "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
  • "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
  • "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
  • "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
  • "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
  • "Well, if Rahul's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
  • "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
  • "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
  • "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"


  1. Too funny! Love your list!

    I would just like to add one thing.

    "Sure! The candy you gave me for Mother's Day? You and your sister can eat it."

    Not even.

    Stupid Blogger -- this is Pretty All True

  2. Hope you had a wonderful Mother's Day!!

  3. Oh, those are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh!!!


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