Anyway...this afternoon she comes out with a really pretty bag and hands it to me. I reach in and pull out a little tissue-paper wrapped gift. "Oh no!" she says, "you have to open that one last." Mmkay...I reach in and pull out an iTunes card (suh-weet) and a huge coffee mug talkin' 'bout respectin' the Queen (smart girl).
Finally get to the last gift, carefully pull off the paper and find myself lookin' at a two-pack of pacifiers. "What do I need pacifiers for?" Tryin' to figure out if this is some dig at my age or somethin' (though you'd think Depends for that before pacifiers - at least in my mind).
I look up at the daughter and she's got this really strange look on her face.
"OH SHIT!"
Then she cracks up..."Ooohhh - I got you SO good! You shoulda seen the look on your face!" HaHa!
Daughter and fiance are pissin' themselves laughin'.
I DID NOT need any more gray hair, nor did I ask for any...
Fuckin' kids...
Around here, that little stunt would end with, "You're out of the will!" It is a little funny, though! Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG - I am sorry but I had to laugh! That was a good one but I agree if you aren't ready for that well then it's def. a shocker!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy was I not there is my question. I would of loved to be in on that one.
ReplyDeletehahahaha, that's funny. I mean, it's not ... but it so is! Following from Momma Fargo's b/c I love your blog description! Can't wait to get to know ya.
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