Warning: Okay - I love Jesus. But...I can cuss like a sailor and talk dirty like a porn star. Feel free to have a look around and try not to be offended - it's the way God made me and He loves me anyway!
I am a Jesus-lovin', f-bomb droppin' wife, mother of three, and "Mimi" to the most beautiful granddaughter God has ever made! I live in the mountains of northern New Mexico, although I grew up all over the midwest. I love Jesus, my family, travelin', workin' with middle schoolers (I am a substitute teacher), Young Life, skinny iced mochas, facebook, and my jeep.
So true! I remember telling our daughters when they were darling teenagers that I couldn't wait until they had their own place so I could come over and leave underwear in their living room. Haven't done it yet, but I think about it!!! I'm pretty sure we still have unopened cases of whoop-ass in our garage. I'll probably end up using them on Hubby as he gets older and crankier!!!
That is so funny! I'm the same way though...the old teenager slob self comes out as soon as I get to my dad's house. He dies when he sees how clean my house is!!!:)
I love the one to the boychild.
ReplyDeleteMy son is 8 and I have to remind him that I'm the boss.
So true! I remember telling our daughters when they were darling teenagers that I couldn't wait until they had their own place so I could come over and leave underwear in their living room. Haven't done it yet, but I think about it!!! I'm pretty sure we still have unopened cases of whoop-ass in our garage. I'll probably end up using them on Hubby as he gets older and crankier!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha very funny! Happy PINT!
ReplyDeleteHaha Amazing! Love the line about pulling girlchilds underwear out of your dogs ass!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I am in so much trouble when mine gets to that age.
ReplyDeleteloved those!!!! before the dog eats more.. lol
ReplyDeleteIf I had a dog, he'd have a field day with my kids rooms...lots of "food" in the floors!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! I'm the same way though...the old teenager slob self comes out as soon as I get to my dad's house. He dies when he sees how clean my house is!!!:)
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