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Saturday, May 29, 2010

Non-essentials

I picked up a few non-essential items yesterday on day #1 of my road trip.  Namely a cracked windshield and a fuckin' speedin' ticket...crap!  Also...Nebraska is really flat and smells like manure.

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  1. omg, I'm truly going to enjoy your vacation.

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  2. Sounds like you are off to a fabulous start!

    kris@prettyalltrue.com

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  3. I know, my hubby and I thought Nebraska smelled like manure too!
    Have a great week, I hope your road trip went better

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  4. Oh no! What happened? And was the speeding ticket the intro to a night of passion with a stripper cop? Please say yes please say yes please say yes.

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  5. Hahahha "Nebraska is really flat and smells like manure." Thanks for the laugh!

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